Bohemian Rhapsody (Toilet Remix)

For my dear, dear toilet...

Bohemian Rhapsody (Toilet Remix)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Trapped in a toilet
no escape from reality...

Open your eyes,
Look into the toilet bowl...

I'm just a piece of poop
I need no sympathy
because I'm easy come, easy go,
sometimes hard, sometimes soft...

Anywhere the poo goes,
doesn't really matter to me...

To me.......

Toilet, just KILLED a man,
It smells so HORRIBLE,
how unreasonable!!
Toilet, life has just begun,
but now I've gone excreting all away!!
Toilet, ooh
didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

Too late, my poo has come
sends shivers down my spine,
body's aching all the time...
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go...
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth...

Toilet! (ooh... anywhere the poo goes)
I'm constipated
I sometimes wished I've never been born at all!

I'm just a peice of poo,
nobody loves me

IT'S JUST A PEICE OF POO
NOBODY LOVES IT
SPARE IT ITS LIFE FROM ITS MONSTROSITY!!

Easy come, Easy go
Will you let me go?

BISMILLAH *UUURRRGGGHHH!!!*
I CANNOT LET YOU GO!!

Let me go!!

BISMILLAH *UUURRRGGGHHH!!!*
I CANNOT LET YOU GO!!

Let me go!!

CANNOT LET YOU GO!!

Let me go!!

CANNOT LET YOU GO!!

Let me go Oh OH OH...

*URGH* *URGH* *URGH* *URGH* *URGH* *URGH* *URGH*!!!

Oh Mamamia, MAMAMIA!!

MAMAMIA THIS ONE'S TOUGH!!!

BEELZEBUB HAS CONSTIPATION IN MIND FOR ME,
FOR ME, FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing really matters,
anyone can see
Nothing really matters...

And the toilet (and the toilet)
is TOR-TURE to MEEEE!!!!!

Anywhere the poo goes...

*UUURRRGGGHHH*!!!!